Bollywood NonSensex

This scroll is written by Darsheel Safary. Scientific Fact: Watching a naked SRK does more damage to your eyes than stabbing them with a pen. Scientific Fact: Watching a naked SRK kills more people than earthquakes in a year. Did you know: Akshay Kumar used to have more hair on his body than the no.of trees in the Amazon. Did you know: Akshay Kumar hides money inside his jeans zippers Only Twinkle Khanna has access to it. Did you know: The last time Ajay Devgan brushed, he used a tree bark, coz the toothbrush wasn't invented then. Did you know: You get a better GPRS reception inside the toilet. Did you know: Rambha ia an anagram for sambhar, minus the S. Did you know: Sunny Deol's son, the 2.6 kilogram hand, also used to be his girlfriend at one point. Did you know: Jism 2 in 2D ia being made after Jism 2 in 3D. There, now go put that in a Venn diagram. Did you know: Manish, the actor, charged us twice the amount, we pay the real Manish. Did you know: Javed Akhtar once spoke for 109 hours at a stretch, without taking a breath A.R. Rahman 75 ^ 20 Aamir Khan 80 ^ 13 A.B. 75 ^ 9 Abhishek 55 v 15 Adi Chopra 30 v 18 Akshay 78 v 29 Anurag Kashyap 49 ^ 14 Ash 40 v 9 Bipasha 40 ^ 8 Blue 30 v 20 Deepika 50 ^ 8 Govinda 20 v 6 Himmesh 20 v 10 Hrithik Roshan 56 v 10 Imran Khan 35 v 10 Jackie Shroff 9 v 4 John Abraham 45 ^ 4 Kajol 36 ^ 4 Karan Johar 45 ^ 10 Kareena 80 ^ 19 Katrina Kaif 70 ^ 18 Kurbaan 32 v 19 Madhavan 15 ^ 8 Mallika 20 ^ 6 MNIK 60 ^ 8 Paa 45 ^ 13 Preity 25 v 19 Priyanka 75 ^ 16 Ramu 27 ^ 8 Ranbir Kapoor 70 ^ 16 Rani 35 ^ 8 Saif Ali Khan 65 v 19 Salman Khan 40 v 14 Sanjay Dutt 30 v 11 Shahid Kapoor 50 ^ 26 Shilpa Shetty 20 v 9 SRK 100 ^ 22 Sunil Shetty 25 v 9 Yash Chopra 50 v 10